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Clarence on Post Drivel

So did you watch? Even I turned it off. The Conservative bullying strategy of talking over everyone else again was the final nail in the coffin; so rude. If you want to lose an election that’s text book. Privileged prawns. The terrifying part was that the Farage made a lot of sense. The less terrifyingContinueContinue reading “Clarence on Post Drivel”

Happiness and Authenticity

What are the most important things needed to live a good life? Look at these balloons, you should feel light enough inside to float away. Happiness is light, unhappiness is heavy. A great deal of unhappiness can be avoided by realising that: You don’t have to do what others think you should. You don’t haveContinueContinue reading “Happiness and Authenticity”

Toilet Roll Complexities

We all know that we shouldn’t let our minds fuss about the silly things. Yet we do. I thought my ‘thing’ may amuse you! The recalcitrant loo roll holder We have three toilets in our house. Two have lovely holders where you just have to pull the inner to the right and off it comes,ContinueContinue reading “Toilet Roll Complexities”

Don’t Watch It!

Clarence here, at your service. I had a frenetic day yesterday. I slept overnight in a tree outside Sir Keir Starmer’s house, nothing interesting happened. Then I went to France for the D-Day celebrations. No jokes here, just complete, awe inspiring, respect. Those people are still heroes now. How did they live with that inContinueContinue reading “Don’t Watch It!”

Positive Support from Clarence

Clarence, your sanity in uncertain times, here. Writing about politics is hugely negative, and I’ve decided to do something positive to get you through tomorrow night’s debate: A positive list of things you can do instead: Cut your toenails. It will be more thrilling. Watch ‘Eric’ on Netflix. It’s rather good. Bake a cake andContinueContinue reading “Positive Support from Clarence”

Clarence – Your 24 Hour Warning!

I chose this image to remind you that this garbage has been going on since way before this artifact was invented. As there is another debate in the UK tomorrow evening, and I do have the inside track, I’ve decided to put together a survival package of helpful suggestions to save your sanity. Helpful suggestionsContinueContinue reading “Clarence – Your 24 Hour Warning!”

D-Day 2024

Love and respect for all At a time when the world is watching to see what happens next. How does the current world situation make any sense? We have the lessons of history. There is a massive war. Someone wins. Twenty years later we’re all trading together again as if nothing happened. Why can’t weContinueContinue reading “D-Day 2024”

Tallulah Blenkinsop Smythe

If you had to change your name, what would your new name be? I am of course kidding. It has a ring to it though. I have thought about Amanda Grant. I don’t know why. However, my favourite name is my soul name, and I don’t think I’d want to use it in this world.ContinueContinue reading “Tallulah Blenkinsop Smythe”

Getting Worse – Clarence on the Case

So, the results from last night’s screaming match are in. A lot of agreement from the public that the choice in the UK indicates that a states person would be desirable. Conclusions so far are: * Sunak is a liar * Starmer is a Lawyer Therefore there is nothing to choose between them. Of courseContinueContinue reading “Getting Worse – Clarence on the Case”