This was me on Saturday morning. Didn’t get much of a break though as it’s necessary to follow the new PM and get a feel of what he’s up to. Absolutely everything, everywhere, all at once, to paraphrase the movie title. I don’t think he’s suited to being a Prime Minister. He’s working really hardContinueContinue reading “Clarence: Recovering”
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Clarence: Weird Feeling
Dearest Peeps What a wonderful day! No one is allowed to campaign. The media are not allowed to say anything about the election for fear of swaying our opinions. Opinions that have mainly been made up since the dawn of time, absorbed at our mother’s knees. Unless of course we’re undecided and the media areContinueContinue reading “Clarence: Weird Feeling”
Seven Days of Waffling
There are only seven more days to hear repeats of everything we’ve heard before. That gives me quite the lift in spirits, not the drinkable kind, I tend to turn to that kind during every election and I don’t recommend it. I once suffered a nasty fall from a rooftop because I climbed up thereContinueContinue reading “Seven Days of Waffling”
Clarence Countdown…
Nine days to go until the election that surprised everyone except the people who had inside information and bet on it beforehand. Exactly how many ways can the Conservative game players bring their party down? And why? Labour still fail to enthral. Reform are now siding with Russia so may be another group who enjoyContinueContinue reading “Clarence Countdown…”
Pointless
Clarence here, despairing commentary today as nothing interesting happened. One leader repeated one thing. the other repeated another. What does no tax rise for working people even mean? If they don’t pay more who does? Pensioners? Bumblebees? What Sir Keir actually means is stealth tax, and they get everyone, even those on benefits. It’s allContinueContinue reading “Pointless”
Super Boring
Clarence here, I rested yesterday. Politicians are so boring at the weekend, they’re usually just playing normal which is like watching yourself doing the vacuuming on TV. During elections it’s awful though, they’re full on having the same conversations, saying the same thing in the same way asking if it sounds better. I did hearContinueContinue reading “Super Boring”
Clarence on Post Drivel
So did you watch? Even I turned it off. The Conservative bullying strategy of talking over everyone else again was the final nail in the coffin; so rude. If you want to lose an election that’s text book. Privileged prawns. The terrifying part was that the Farage made a lot of sense. The less terrifyingContinueContinue reading “Clarence on Post Drivel”
Clarence – Your 24 Hour Warning!
I chose this image to remind you that this garbage has been going on since way before this artifact was invented. As there is another debate in the UK tomorrow evening, and I do have the inside track, I’ve decided to put together a survival package of helpful suggestions to save your sanity. Helpful suggestionsContinueContinue reading “Clarence – Your 24 Hour Warning!”
Clarence on the Debate/Debacle
Dear Friends I’m a bit shaky today. I watched the debate last night. If that even convinced anyone to actually vote the UK is in a worse state than I thought. Two leaders incapable of just saying yes or no, very loudly. Can’t we just resurrect the Late Queen, she sorted her own son andContinueContinue reading “Clarence on the Debate/Debacle”
Elections: Staying Sane
Your friend and roving reporter Clarence here If you don’t want to feel like this for the next few weeks I have a few tips that may help you retain your sanity and sense of optimism. Politics is a repeating scenario between the public and politicians. You only don’t fix things if they’re not broken,ContinueContinue reading “Elections: Staying Sane”
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