Clarence: The Sound of Silence

My wife isn’t speaking to me. I’m finding the bliss upsetting but I’m managing to cope. I’m writing to you from the shed on my phone. Expect some typos because there’s no light in here, I turned my screen down because it was too bright, and now I can’t remember how to turn it upContinueContinue reading “Clarence: The Sound of Silence”

Awful Question

Have you ever had surgery? What for? In a world full of misery let’s all drag up what are mainly unpleasant experiences and share the trauma! No way. I’m joining in. And switch! “Thoughts become things: choose the good ones.” Mike Dooley “Nothing is more important than feeling good.“. Andy Dooley Those two quotes aloneContinueContinue reading “Awful Question”

Clarence on the Truth at Last

Sheer Genius I have so lost it today and don’t tell me you don’t sympathise. So sorry, not sorry, but sorry. Five days to go and this truth is spreading. I’m sure there will be a huge Labour victory, but there’s no doubt that a good number of people are turned off politics. Perhaps moreContinueContinue reading “Clarence on the Truth at Last”

Are You Really the Best We’ve Got?

Clarence here, if that wasn’t the perfect question last night what was? It was unbelievable. A personality free zone against someone stuck in a tape loop. We surrender! Just stop talking at us! The worst thing is that they may actually be the best we have. The Farage’s rhetoric has placed everyone aghast at theContinueContinue reading “Are You Really the Best We’ve Got?”

Seven Days of Waffling

There are only seven more days to hear repeats of everything we’ve heard before. That gives me quite the lift in spirits, not the drinkable kind, I tend to turn to that kind during every election and I don’t recommend it. I once suffered a nasty fall from a rooftop because I climbed up thereContinueContinue reading “Seven Days of Waffling”

Clarence Clutching at Straws

8 days to go until the UK has a thrilling new government full of promises just waiting to be broken. I have had the most extraordinary day! A colleague and I were discussing how we’d like to talk to a really experienced politician to get their take on the current demolition of everything we holdContinueContinue reading “Clarence Clutching at Straws”