Just for a laugh – Page 5 – Deb Hawken

Clarence on Hmmm

Popping back into your lives to make a small observation? Does the Labour talk about the country being broken bring back memories of 2010 when we finally got rid of Gordon Brown? When Cameron walked into Number 10 to find a note on his desk saying “There’s no money left” with a smiley if IContinueContinue reading “Clarence on Hmmm”

Are You Really the Best We’ve Got?

Clarence here, if that wasn’t the perfect question last night what was? It was unbelievable. A personality free zone against someone stuck in a tape loop. We surrender! Just stop talking at us! The worst thing is that they may actually be the best we have. The Farage’s rhetoric has placed everyone aghast at theContinueContinue reading “Are You Really the Best We’ve Got?”

Seven Days of Waffling

There are only seven more days to hear repeats of everything we’ve heard before. That gives me quite the lift in spirits, not the drinkable kind, I tend to turn to that kind during every election and I don’t recommend it. I once suffered a nasty fall from a rooftop because I climbed up thereContinueContinue reading “Seven Days of Waffling”

Clarence Clutching at Straws

8 days to go until the UK has a thrilling new government full of promises just waiting to be broken. I have had the most extraordinary day! A colleague and I were discussing how we’d like to talk to a really experienced politician to get their take on the current demolition of everything we holdContinueContinue reading “Clarence Clutching at Straws”

Clarence Countdown…

Nine days to go until the election that surprised everyone except the people who had inside information and bet on it beforehand. Exactly how many ways can the Conservative game players bring their party down? And why? Labour still fail to enthral. Reform are now siding with Russia so may be another group who enjoyContinueContinue reading “Clarence Countdown…”

So There You Have It

Clarence here Have you seen the news reports on polls about the election? The public trusts no one. They believe that no party can deliver on their financial promises because the country is broke. Now we know where common sense lives, amongst the public. The recent debates have been predictable. Farage’s conviction has half theContinueContinue reading “So There You Have It”

Clarence: Imaginary Conversation

Clarence here again. I found myself wondering what song Sir Keir might sing, and New York, New York, came to mind. Then I imagine Angela Rayner walking in on it… ‘A’ Misunderstanding What are you singing Keir? New York New York (Removing her earplugs) Pardon? New York New York Why? Because I’m “a number one,ContinueContinue reading “Clarence: Imaginary Conversation”

Pointless

Clarence here, despairing commentary today as nothing interesting happened. One leader repeated one thing. the other repeated another. What does no tax rise for working people even mean? If they don’t pay more who does? Pensioners? Bumblebees? What Sir Keir actually means is stealth tax, and they get everyone, even those on benefits. It’s allContinueContinue reading “Pointless”

Another Debate

This is how I imagine the faces of the public watching debates Clarence here, trying to find something interesting to say about the least interesting group of people in the UK. Trump would offer much more in the way of material, and complete disbelief. However, I work with what I’ve got. The Liberal Leader continuesContinueContinue reading “Another Debate”

Super Boring

Clarence here, I rested yesterday. Politicians are so boring at the weekend, they’re usually just playing normal which is like watching yourself doing the vacuuming on TV. During elections it’s awful though, they’re full on having the same conversations, saying the same thing in the same way asking if it sounds better. I did hearContinueContinue reading “Super Boring”