That makes me feel so Journalist-y. Me on the world stage. Actually watching the world stage from the back. But even so! Gotta start with football. Where did that dynamic, energised team come from last night? Southgate has to have refined his game plan. Thoroughly good match. They would have actually scored three goals wereContinueContinue reading “Clarence: International”
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Clarence: Recovering
This was me on Saturday morning. Didn’t get much of a break though as it’s necessary to follow the new PM and get a feel of what he’s up to. Absolutely everything, everywhere, all at once, to paraphrase the movie title. I don’t think he’s suited to being a Prime Minister. He’s working really hardContinueContinue reading “Clarence: Recovering”
Clarence: Bored Now
I’m back from Paris via Poland. She hasn’t burned the shed down so I still have a roof over my head. No one is talking to me. It’s peaceful. The country of course has switched sides and now the doom and gloom brigade are predicting Armageddon. As opposed to the other doom and gloom brigadeContinueContinue reading “Clarence: Bored Now”
Clarence: Lost & off my face!
Hello again I think I’m in Poland. I can’t be certain. It seems that we did go to an airport, caught a flight to Paris and it got diverted to Poland. Or as far as we can recall having put our several drunken heads together and made what sense we can of a alcohol fuelledContinueContinue reading “Clarence: Lost & off my face!”
Clarence: Weird Feeling
Dearest Peeps What a wonderful day! No one is allowed to campaign. The media are not allowed to say anything about the election for fear of swaying our opinions. Opinions that have mainly been made up since the dawn of time, absorbed at our mother’s knees. Unless of course we’re undecided and the media areContinueContinue reading “Clarence: Weird Feeling”
Clarence: Pre Celebrations
Hey Peeps As you can see by the greeting, I’m feeling much better now that this will all be over in 48 hours. Then we can get on with complaining about the government again, asking ourselves what idiots voted them in? Of course, there may be a short honeymoon period, but as “you can pleaseContinueContinue reading “Clarence: Pre Celebrations”
Clarence on the Meaning of Vile
Do you know what I like about Sir Ed Davey? He’s not running project fear. He’s doing crazy stunts to get himself on the evening news every night, raising their profile as well as important issues facing the public. On the other hand, the Conservative party launched yesterday some of the most vile project fearContinueContinue reading “Clarence on the Meaning of Vile”
Clarence: On Repeat
Hello Peeps I’m feeling a little more cheery today, either because my wife still isn’t talking to me, or because we have just over three days to go before bipartisanship politics switches sides. All was quiet in the Sunak household this weekend because he was busy with trying to make a silk purse out ofContinueContinue reading “Clarence: On Repeat”
Clarence: The Sound of Silence
My wife isn’t speaking to me. I’m finding the bliss upsetting but I’m managing to cope. I’m writing to you from the shed on my phone. Expect some typos because there’s no light in here, I turned my screen down because it was too bright, and now I can’t remember how to turn it upContinueContinue reading “Clarence: The Sound of Silence”
Clarence on the Truth at Last
Sheer Genius I have so lost it today and don’t tell me you don’t sympathise. So sorry, not sorry, but sorry. Five days to go and this truth is spreading. I’m sure there will be a huge Labour victory, but there’s no doubt that a good number of people are turned off politics. Perhaps moreContinueContinue reading “Clarence on the Truth at Last”
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