Which book’s world would be the absolute worst to live in?
Or even pre apocalyptic.
Why oh why would you even want to consider living in a terrible world, whatever your terrible is?
I guess it depends on your taste, and if you land up in the right book.
Imagine the alpha male who only wants to add another notch to his bed post waking up inside ‘Pride and Prejudice’!
Or the romantic woman who loves children, kittens, and puppies, finding herself in a post-apocalyptic world of a thousand orphans, a million homeless, pets and no pet food!
Frankly I’d err on the side of caution when you buy a book. Especially when you consider the unknown!
Imagine if a book left open in the night emitted a magical energy and gently pulled you into it in your sleep! You do not want to be reading ‘Blood Meridian’ by Cormac McCarthy, or ‘American Psycho’ by Brett Easton Ellis. You could wake up in bits!
Take my advice, buy only happy books and firmly close the covers at night…
Place it face down…
Put a brick on top…
Stick it in a locked box…
With a brick on top…
Okay get a bin, put the book in it, take it out in garden and set fire to it, bury the ashes and destroy the bin.
You can’t be too careful during the witching hour when the ghosts and goblins walk the night looking for people who seem to want to be scared!
However…
Maybe leave Pride and Prejudice open and let us know if it was really two happy ever after stories! And Mary found love.
Best love
Amorah – Deb
