Judge or Problem?

Politicians, eh?  

They’re such liars



* Sorry I couldn’t come today, bad headache



(No worries.  But didn’t I see you in town

having coffee with someone else?)



* Yes we will be happy to insure you


(But claim and we will give you as little as possible
and charge you more next year)


* This affordable home is small but cosy and needs some updating


(Your armchair will be too big for the lounge

there are holes in the roof, no mains electricity 

and it really needs demolishing)



* Of course I will take your case



(I know you’re as guilty as hell

but I can tell a good story that will guarantee your freedom)



* First do no harm

Sorry we have a three-year waiting list for an X-ray

(and did we mention the 9 hour wait for A&E, the hospital roof is falling in, but the 7 Year wait for the operation will make the 3 year x-Ray waiting list seem positively speedy)



* We will do our best to care for your mum

(but we only allow our carers 10 minutes between appointments

20 minutes apart)



* The empty shelves are all the fault of Brexit


(Food prices are rising so fast
we’ve had to halve the amount in packs and double the price

but don’t worry we still make a profit)



* The price of fuel Is being driven up by ‘circumstances’


(And we’re really sorry…but thrilled with our profits)



* Your bus is 20 minutes late

(But we’re not the worst, because your train is 2 hours late

and your flight has been cancelled)



Politicians eh?



Deb Hawken

2022