Mildred: I’m Baaack!

My darling people I’m so sorry for such a protracted absence, I needed a holiday. I have been betrayed! My dear Julius Ackass, with whom I’ve enjoyed a close personal relationship for at least 20 years has found another love! My heart is…slightly cracked, how could he do this. Her name is Dora and whatContinueContinue reading “Mildred: I’m Baaack!”

Seriously?

How often do you walk or run? Warning…This has morphed beyond punchy of its own free will! 🤣 When I was a kid I ran everywhere, down the corridor at school, as soon as I got out of the house. I lost count of the yells that followed me “don’t run”. Then I got myContinueContinue reading “Seriously?”