Clarence: Oh Woe is They

Hello Peeps Where do I start? Firstly I think certain politicians are being hoist by their own petard! Future and previous President Trump has started before he begins by announcing a lot of wild plans that he thinks are good for America, and he may be right. Unfortunately he’s laid himself wide open to AIContinueContinue reading “Clarence: Oh Woe is They”

Clarence: A Little Late

Hey Peeps Apologies for the delayed New Year wishes and non-existent Christmas wishes, but when the MPs are resting I get to go on a decent holiday without missing anything, well except the plane out, the connection at the other end, and the boat to Venice. I got a teensy bit worse for wear onContinueContinue reading “Clarence: A Little Late”

Clarence: Frozen Out

It was minus something last night, I couldn’t see as the face of my watch froze. I’ve been sitting up a tree every night for weeks waiting for something to happen, anything. I’ll take Keir Starmer falling over his slippers I’m that desperate. I did try Rishi Sunak’s home, but he seems to be thoroughlyContinueContinue reading “Clarence: Frozen Out”

Clarence: Stateside

Well, well, well. Not such a close contest after all. I’m trying to think of one sensible thing to say that doesn’t include “excuse me what?!” Oddly I’m not as alarmed as I thought I would be, in some ways a rebel suits America’s personality. I’m sure that millions would disagree though. He’s one ofContinueContinue reading “Clarence: Stateside”

Clarence: Post Budget Blues

Hey Peeps Finally after weeks of worrying about nothing more than rich people getting dresses donated or a free box at football, we finally have a budget, and the tax rises that were never going to happen except they were inevitable. The 1p off a pint of beer was moderately…ridiculous. You’d have to give yourselfContinueContinue reading “Clarence: Post Budget Blues”

Clarence: Conservatives (2)

The more things change…it’s like we’ve woken up and the Conservatives have had plastic surgery. They’ve banged on about how bad the Conservatives were, now we have Mark II. Straight out of the gate Pensioners in trouble because the red tape is so confusing it strangles their will to live. We also have handout-gate. TheContinueContinue reading “Clarence: Conservatives (2)”

Clarence: In Hysterics

I cannot stop laughing. My sides hurt. Have you heard that ABBA don’t want President Trump to use “The Winner Takes it All“ at his rallies. Partly because they’re Democratic, but Bjorn’s comeback was one of the best points ever made on live TV. “He wouldn’t use the song if he knew what it reallyContinueContinue reading “Clarence: In Hysterics”

Clarence: The Return of the Say-Aye!

…Or you’ll be suspended from Parliament, thrown to the wolves, locked in the Tower of London below water level, and sent to the opposition benches if the parts of you left don’t drown! Aye equals yes the PM approves of me, Nay equals oh sh…dear…I shouldn’t have done that and the Whips are heading myContinueContinue reading “Clarence: The Return of the Say-Aye!”

Clarence: Oh Lord…

They’re Coming Back! Let the lying and insults begin. Don’t worry about us, we’ll keep on keeping on, making the best we can of the mess you make. The pensioners will take to their beds for the winter under five quilts if they can afford them. If not they can always buy a tent, putContinueContinue reading “Clarence: Oh Lord…”

Clarence: Eventful Non-Events

Well cherubs, there were going to be more violent marches, windows were boarded up, police were deployed, nothing. Apparently there are certain fingerprints all over this misinformation. However, something did happen, we discovered that democracy and humanity were alive and well and living in the UK. Inclusive, caring people marched in their thousands, placing themselvesContinueContinue reading “Clarence: Eventful Non-Events”