Clarence here, at your service. I had a frenetic day yesterday. I slept overnight in a tree outside Sir Keir Starmer’s house, nothing interesting happened. Then I went to France for the D-Day celebrations. No jokes here, just complete, awe inspiring, respect. Those people are still heroes now. How did they live with that inContinueContinue reading “Don’t Watch It!”
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My Cats
Who do you spend the most time with? Nini punishing Tony for long working hours Serious answer. I spend 11 hours a day with my cats 4 days a week. Sometimes longer. A day with my Frister on Friday is the highlight of my week. Otherwise I’m alone. Fortunately I have no problem with that.ContinueContinue reading “My Cats”
Positive Support from Clarence
Clarence, your sanity in uncertain times, here. Writing about politics is hugely negative, and I’ve decided to do something positive to get you through tomorrow night’s debate: A positive list of things you can do instead: Cut your toenails. It will be more thrilling. Watch ‘Eric’ on Netflix. It’s rather good. Bake a cake andContinueContinue reading “Positive Support from Clarence”
Clarence – Your 24 Hour Warning!
I chose this image to remind you that this garbage has been going on since way before this artifact was invented. As there is another debate in the UK tomorrow evening, and I do have the inside track, I’ve decided to put together a survival package of helpful suggestions to save your sanity. Helpful suggestionsContinueContinue reading “Clarence – Your 24 Hour Warning!”
D-Day 2024
Love and respect for all At a time when the world is watching to see what happens next. How does the current world situation make any sense? We have the lessons of history. There is a massive war. Someone wins. Twenty years later we’re all trading together again as if nothing happened. Why can’t weContinueContinue reading “D-Day 2024”
Tallulah Blenkinsop Smythe
If you had to change your name, what would your new name be? I am of course kidding. It has a ring to it though. I have thought about Amanda Grant. I don’t know why. However, my favourite name is my soul name, and I don’t think I’d want to use it in this world.ContinueContinue reading “Tallulah Blenkinsop Smythe”
Getting Worse – Clarence on the Case
So, the results from last night’s screaming match are in. A lot of agreement from the public that the choice in the UK indicates that a states person would be desirable. Conclusions so far are: * Sunak is a liar * Starmer is a Lawyer Therefore there is nothing to choose between them. Of courseContinueContinue reading “Getting Worse – Clarence on the Case”
All of Them
Describe your dream chocolate bar. The best birthday present ever! As long as they’re milk chocolate. I actually had my dream chocolate bar about twenty years ago. There was a Cadbury Chocolate store near us, and they were selling this enormous bar of chocolate. Each square was 2” across, and as deep. You couldn’t biteContinueContinue reading “All of Them”
Clarence on the Debate/Debacle
Dear Friends I’m a bit shaky today. I watched the debate last night. If that even convinced anyone to actually vote the UK is in a worse state than I thought. Two leaders incapable of just saying yes or no, very loudly. Can’t we just resurrect the Late Queen, she sorted her own son andContinueContinue reading “Clarence on the Debate/Debacle”
Elections: Staying Sane
Your friend and roving reporter Clarence here If you don’t want to feel like this for the next few weeks I have a few tips that may help you retain your sanity and sense of optimism. Politics is a repeating scenario between the public and politicians. You only don’t fix things if they’re not broken,ContinueContinue reading “Elections: Staying Sane”
Deb Hawken - Amorah 