Clarence: Eventful Non-Events

Well cherubs, there were going to be more violent marches, windows were boarded up, police were deployed, nothing. Apparently there are certain fingerprints all over this misinformation. However, something did happen, we discovered that democracy and humanity were alive and well and living in the UK. Inclusive, caring people marched in their thousands, placing themselvesContinueContinue reading “Clarence: Eventful Non-Events”

Clarence: On Musk and Toddlers

So civil war is inevitable is it? Everyone is scoffing. Have you watched the news? The far right are deliberately using the terrible attack in Southport to destabilise the country, whilst their highly concerned leader sits on his sun bed abroad, quaffing alcohol, deeply thrilled by it all. What is the benefit of tearing societyContinueContinue reading “Clarence: On Musk and Toddlers”

Just for a Laugh

Life is very serious at the moment in many countries, so I’m dedicating myself to sharing as much fun as I can. Here is my first offering from a US Government site: https://www.plainlanguage.gov/resources/humor/funny-headlines/ I thought it would particularly appeal to writers to remind us that clarity can be tricky. Actually a good reminder for anyone.ContinueContinue reading “Just for a Laugh”

Quick Inspiration: A fresh thought!

It’s been suggested that I can create inspiration out of thin air. So here it is: Fresh Spring or Mountain air is easy and wonderful to breathe in. Dense, hot, humid air, is like trying to suck in a beef flavoured marshmallow! Water, as in the humidity, represents emotion. The wrong emotional training and attitudesContinueContinue reading “Quick Inspiration: A fresh thought!”

Clarence: On the Budget+

So today the nation is about to be shocked by what we already knew. We’re in debt. Labour will play it that this black hole is deeper than they thought. All their campaign promises are compromised by this huge lie! The financial people told us before the election that none of the manifestos were costedContinueContinue reading “Clarence: On the Budget+”

Clarence: On ‘Uh?!’

Biden has gone except he’s still there! Trump was rambling! He’s making far too much of one ear! The Conservatives have pre-ruled out one leader who is so far right, she genuinely doesn’t know what her left hand is doing. And I’ve lost my car keys…and my car! I had a little post-divorce commiseration bashContinueContinue reading “Clarence: On ‘Uh?!’”

Clarence on the Price of Politics

I hadn’t realised how much politicians and other leader types are trying to kill us. From helping the NHS destroy itself to creating wars, failing to solve serious problems, and generally messing up the care of the elderly, they’re the biggest threat to mental and physical health that exists. At least our lot wouldn’t startContinueContinue reading “Clarence on the Price of Politics”

Clarence: On Inexplicable News

Apparently our new heath secretary is reportedly stunned by NHS failings. One wonders what rock he’s been hiding under? The general public left stunned behind a decade ago. Far right candidates are mainly standing for Conservative leader, so that’s not news. Nor is it great. They all seem to have to be so pushy! WhenContinueContinue reading “Clarence: On Inexplicable News”

Clarence: Oh Lord!

Having observed the President Putin/Vice-President Trump debacle I’m at a loss. In fairness President Biden has always muddled names up, so it’s not really a sign of getting older with him. However, there’s muddling something up and managing to convey the worst possible insult, which he managed twice. One confused with his mortal enemy, theContinueContinue reading “Clarence: Oh Lord!”