Category Archives: Just for a laugh

Clarence: 🙄

Oh my word. Sunak the terrible liar was bang on correct. Whatever next. They stood on tv and called him a liar in front of the entire nation. He was pilloried for sticking to the point that they were going to raise taxes. Who’s the liar now? Apart from the top three in our government.ContinueContinue reading “Clarence: 🙄”

Clarence: Conservatives (2)

The more things change…it’s like we’ve woken up and the Conservatives have had plastic surgery. They’ve banged on about how bad the Conservatives were, now we have Mark II. Straight out of the gate Pensioners in trouble because the red tape is so confusing it strangles their will to live. We also have handout-gate. TheContinueContinue reading “Clarence: Conservatives (2)”

Clarence: On War and Big Weapons

Men! I’m not saying that there aren’t bad women or other genders, but even so the words war and men seem to be synonymous. You want an empire to prove something that baffles the rest of the race? Start a war. Prove your strength and that you’re to be respected. Fear is not respect. YouContinueContinue reading “Clarence: On War and Big Weapons”

Clarence: Lies and Statistics

So the pensioners are going to get a rise of double the winter fuel allowance? But aren’t they subject to inflation the same as anyone else? If the price of fuel goes up again, what with all the wars and so on, will just over ÂŁ8 a week save them? My favourite biscuits have justContinueContinue reading “Clarence: Lies and Statistics”

Clarence: In Hysterics

I cannot stop laughing. My sides hurt. Have you heard that ABBA don’t want President Trump to use “The Winner Takes it All“ at his rallies. Partly because they’re Democratic, but Bjorn’s comeback was one of the best points ever made on live TV. “He wouldn’t use the song if he knew what it reallyContinueContinue reading “Clarence: In Hysterics”

Clarence: The Return of the Say-Aye!

…Or you’ll be suspended from Parliament, thrown to the wolves, locked in the Tower of London below water level, and sent to the opposition benches if the parts of you left don’t drown! Aye equals yes the PM approves of me, Nay equals oh sh…dear…I shouldn’t have done that and the Whips are heading myContinueContinue reading “Clarence: The Return of the Say-Aye!”

Clarence: Oh Lord…

They’re Coming Back! Let the lying and insults begin. Don’t worry about us, we’ll keep on keeping on, making the best we can of the mess you make. The pensioners will take to their beds for the winter under five quilts if they can afford them. If not they can always buy a tent, putContinueContinue reading “Clarence: Oh Lord…”

Clarence on the Completely Predictable

“Those with the broadest shoulders should bear the burden”Sir Keir Starmer What on earth do broad shoulders have to do with the economy? What he actually means is that the wealthier you are, they’re coming for you. The fact that you’ve worked hard is entirely your own fault. You’ll need broad shoulders because they’re goingContinueContinue reading “Clarence on the Completely Predictable”

Clarence: It’s Monday!

This is about the most exciting thing that’s happened to me, it means that in 5 days the working week will be over, apart from the sitting up trees trying to get an insight into what’s really happening behind politics. You learn a lot more of the truth when they’re talking to family. It’s notContinueContinue reading “Clarence: It’s Monday!”