Biden has gone except he’s still there! Trump was rambling! He’s making far too much of one ear! The Conservatives have pre-ruled out one leader who is so far right, she genuinely doesn’t know what her left hand is doing. And I’ve lost my car keys…and my car!
I had a little post-divorce commiseration bash the other night, two hundred friends at a classy London hotel, no afternoon tea though. I don’t want to show off so I’m hoping that readers will get the hint!
I didn’t want to drink so I brought my car. 🙄
Guess how successful that was.
After the very quiet evening helping me with my pain, which I certainly couldn’t feel by half past seven, I left the hotel to get the evening bag I’d packed just in case restraint deserted me half way through my first glass of vintage pink champagne. My marriage deserved the best possible send off.
I can’t bear these spiteful events. I needed to accept the end of the relationship, but I still have to see her regularly (she’s my boss) and at every family occasion until I’m old enough to have forgotten who they all are.
Yes I did invite her to the party, yes she did come, yes she did hide my car because she thought it would be funny. No she can’t remember where.
At one point a very drunk gentleman came up to her and behaved most inappropriately, naturally I stepped in, she was very grateful. One of our friends said “Remind me why you two got divorced again?” He demanded an answer, that was a very long two hours starting in Mozambique in 1994 and ending with the toilet seat saga.
Anyway, that’s me, I shied away from politics on the grounds that surprisingly little is happening when surprising things are happening. I am looking forward to all the fulsome praise for President Biden, and wondering if he will put the secret Service onto them while he still has the power.
Time will tell.
Yours Clarence
P.S. My little grandson did become worried that his toilet seat shenanigans broke us up. But as I bought him a mini electric Mini, and his grandmother is taking them all on a month’s tour of all the Amusement parks in America, he’s feeling okay. He’s also trying to work out where else he can cause chaos as he needs a new phone.
P.P.S. Please tell me that someone realised I was at the Ritz. I don’t want to show off but I really want someone to acknowledge my moment in the sun!
Deb Hawken - Amorah 