Another offering from my roving political reporter who covers all the UK General Elections, and needs the five years in between to recover.
Last night one of the architects of Brexit, Johnson’s co-truth-avoider and game player, took over a political party without duly being voted in by the members, and did what we all knew he would do even though he said he wouldn’t. You don’t get the chance to run for a constituency overnight.
Clarence, as ever, was all over it! We are so lucky to have him.
Dear friends
Clarence here. I’m currently hiding under a bucket viewing the unfolding of a horror story. The Farage is now definitely doing what he was definitely not doing, because millions of people in the UK would feel let down by him if he didn’t do what he’s now going to do.
I don’t know if it’s delusions of grandeur, he’s the fullest person of his own importance in recorded history, or he’s seeing double several hundred times over. Time will tell.
His manifesto seems to be split all the votes, cause chaos, and upset everyone. There is a real danger that Labour and the Conservatives will start agreeing if he keeps this up, united in pure disbelief.
However, as his modus operandi is to make a lot of noise, lose, then bugger off to America to help Trump keep his hair on, I don’t think the others are planning a weekend away at a spa together quite yet.
Time will tell. I’ll keep you posted.
Your roving political bilge writer.
Clarence
Not my fault they only talk bilge.
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