No Desire to be Normal

If humans had taglines, what would yours be? Me looking at normal and wondering why? I don’t do normal. I look boring but that’s just my super hero disguise. I’m a rule breaking revolutionary in my own quiet way. The person closest to me in the world is not visible. Nor can you hear him.ContinueContinue reading “No Desire to be Normal”

Promises – Lies – and Damned Lies

Good Sunday Morning, Clarence here. I’m quite recovered from yesterday, I don’t think anyone could try to fit politics and D-Day into the same head and come out sane. I rested up with a Jackie Chan film about him and a horse, called Ride On. It had subtitles but I thought I might understand ChineseContinueContinue reading “Promises – Lies – and Damned Lies”

Clarence on Post Drivel

So did you watch? Even I turned it off. The Conservative bullying strategy of talking over everyone else again was the final nail in the coffin; so rude. If you want to lose an election that’s text book. Privileged prawns. The terrifying part was that the Farage made a lot of sense. The less terrifyingContinueContinue reading “Clarence on Post Drivel”

Happiness and Authenticity

What are the most important things needed to live a good life? Look at these balloons, you should feel light enough inside to float away. Happiness is light, unhappiness is heavy. A great deal of unhappiness can be avoided by realising that: You don’t have to do what others think you should. You don’t haveContinueContinue reading “Happiness and Authenticity”

Toilet Roll Complexities

We all know that we shouldn’t let our minds fuss about the silly things. Yet we do. I thought my ‘thing’ may amuse you! The recalcitrant loo roll holder We have three toilets in our house. Two have lovely holders where you just have to pull the inner to the right and off it comes,ContinueContinue reading “Toilet Roll Complexities”

Don’t Watch It!

Clarence here, at your service. I had a frenetic day yesterday. I slept overnight in a tree outside Sir Keir Starmer’s house, nothing interesting happened. Then I went to France for the D-Day celebrations. No jokes here, just complete, awe inspiring, respect. Those people are still heroes now. How did they live with that inContinueContinue reading “Don’t Watch It!”

Positive Support from Clarence

Clarence, your sanity in uncertain times, here. Writing about politics is hugely negative, and I’ve decided to do something positive to get you through tomorrow night’s debate: A positive list of things you can do instead: Cut your toenails. It will be more thrilling. Watch ‘Eric’ on Netflix. It’s rather good. Bake a cake andContinueContinue reading “Positive Support from Clarence”

Clarence – Your 24 Hour Warning!

I chose this image to remind you that this garbage has been going on since way before this artifact was invented. As there is another debate in the UK tomorrow evening, and I do have the inside track, I’ve decided to put together a survival package of helpful suggestions to save your sanity. Helpful suggestionsContinueContinue reading “Clarence – Your 24 Hour Warning!”

D-Day 2024

Love and respect for all At a time when the world is watching to see what happens next. How does the current world situation make any sense? We have the lessons of history. There is a massive war. Someone wins. Twenty years later we’re all trading together again as if nothing happened. Why can’t weContinueContinue reading “D-Day 2024”